Hey for all you pommies I would like to educate you on this... a native NZ bird. It's called a Fantail. F A N T A I L. Yes, that's right, because it has a fan for a tail.
It's six foot long, and eats mostly seals and small dolphins. It's call is like that of the Orangotang. (Don't ask me what that sounds like) And it mates seven times a day with lots of foreplay. It also has an uncanny ability to camoflage itself to look like a chimney. You don't know what you're missing out on.
Visit NZ. (and then go back, we have enough people living over here)
Over and out.